Thursday, May 1, 2008

Feather Boas and Vodka

So apparently I am the worst blogger ever. I'm pretty sure that what it comes down to is that my life is ridiculously boring. I am still sitting in this wicker/metal desk chair. I went to Miami two weeks ago for Tesha's "bachette" (I am still not sure what this word means, but Beth tells me it's the most appropriate term). It was some of the most fun I have had all year! A few highlights include:
1. A toursity trip to Miami Ink (which is not as exciting as one might imagine)
2. Spending $93 on a single drink at the coldest club in America
3. Suntanning that resulted in the most interesting/confusing sunburn I have ever had in my life
4. Being in charge of the quote book, a job I took a little too seriously (I was almost injured multiple times due to writing while walking)
5. Tesha's blinking crotch button
6. Being told I have a fat ass (and subsequently being serenaded with Sir Mixalot's "I Like Big Butts") while walking to the hotel alone.

It was so relaxing/fun to spend a weekend not having to worry about anything except laying out and getting crunked. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I hope for a repeat this weekend in Bolingbrook, IL!

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